quinta-feira, setembro 16, 2010

The easiest way nowadays to spread a joke for at least five of your old friends!

All drugs have two names, a trade and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government
experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good >old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO (Mountain Dew)
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.

terça-feira, dezembro 01, 2009

Pão sueco com dill e cream cheese





Ingredientes:

2 c chá de fermento biológico seco.
125ml de agua. (fiz com 200ml)
500g de farinha ( fiz 250 de integral e 250 de branca)
1 c chá de sal
150g de cream cheese
2 cebolas grosseiramente picadas
2 c sopa de dill fresco
30g de manteiga sem sal
1 ovo batido

Método:
Ponha o fermento e toda água num recepiente e mexa, deixe descansar 10'.
Num outro recipiente, misture a farinha e o sal, prove para saber se esta ao seu gosto.
Faça um furo no centro e deposite todos os outros ingredientes mais a agua fermentada.
Misture tudo e sove por 10'.
Ponha a massa para descansar coberta até dobrar de tamanho.
Rebata, tire o ar e arrume para por numa forma para pão untada de manteiga.
Cubra e deixe crescer até ultrapassar+/-1,5cm da boca da forma.
Aqueça o forno a 200º.
Faça um corte longitunal e pincele agua com sal.
Leve ao forno e controle o assar, +/-30'a 35' até dourar .